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Thursday, September 29

Unholy dolphin Hell Unleashed Upon Us All

You thought they were smart. You thought they were cute. You thought they could swim really, really fast. You thought they were harmless. YOU THOUGHT WRONG (except for the whole smart, cute, and swimming thing)! Surely this is a sign of the coming apocalypse! Deadly dolphin death for all the dumbasses dumb enough to stay in New Orleans!

In a story just a scary: live giant squid discovered and photographed. A Japanese scientist has photographed the creature. All boaters in the Japan region watch out, but I'm sure this thing is nice once you get to know it.

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Blogger Emilie Marie said...

Hey!! lol this one was SUPER-FUNNY!! love it much!


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